The rules.

oh — gosh, ok. So. There has to be a list. They told me there has to be a list. Sorry.

1. You can use Kevin. That's the whole point.
2. You can uninstall Kevin. He understands. He'll be fine. (He'll be fine.)
3. You can put him on as many of your own Macs as you'd like. He'll be slightly more anxious, but he'll manage.
4. Please don't redistribute him, sell him, or rent him out. He's not really up for that.
5. Please don't reverse-engineer him. He hasn't been to the doctor. He doesn't know what's in there.
6. If something breaks, it's not on purpose. It might be on me. Sorry.
7. Kevin comes as he is. No warranty, no promises. He's doing his best.

If you stop wanting Kevin around, you can drag him to the trash, or open Settings and pick "let him go." He won't make a fuss either way.